07 September 2008

Freshman Does Cheers Improperly

All was not well at yesterday’s rousing victory over San Diego State. Freshman Cody Banks, a Baltimore native and St. Edward’s Hall resident, messed up on several cheers. Witnesses say the most blatant mistakes were seen during the “Celtic Chant.” Fellow section member Anna Naylor noted that “the dude couldn’t get it straight. You always end with your right arm in the air. How hard is that to remember?” Banks also slipped up on the “Rakes of Mallow” dance and that one where you say “Suck it.” He plans to sit out the Michigan game this coming weekend so that he can practice his form from the privacy of his dorm room.

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