14 August 2008

Breen-Phillips Girl Loves This Song

Last night at popular Notre Dame hangout Club 23, Breen-Phillips resident Molly Dougherty proclaimed her love for rapping sensation M.I.A.’s smash hit “Paper Planes.”

Witnesses say that upon hearing the familiar opening chords of the tune, Dougherty vaulted herself onto the nearest chair and screamed, “Whoo! Oh em gee, I freaking love this song!” She then proceeded to dance wildly, almost tipping the chair over several times.

Fellow bar patron Mitch Sandusky raised his doubts as to whether Dougherty actually loved the song. “She barely even knew the words,” he told reporters. “She seemed more into pantomiming the gunshots and cash register than singing the actual lyrics.”

Dougherty was similarly enthusiastic about several more songs throughout the night, including Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” and “Lolli Lolli (Pop That Body),” by Three Six Mafia.

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