16 August 2008

Man Swears Off Alcohol, Recants

This past weekend, off-campus senior Craig Spitz vowed to never drink again. His oath was made after a particularly heinous night of drinking, in which he says he must have had “like, at least 40 beers and a shitload of jungle juice. Oh, and like a half a handle of Jager.”

Friday night, Spitz was seen breaking his promise. He has plans to do it again on Saturday.

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